WARNING : NOT FOR TWILIGHT FANS fuck can't underline

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

Yeah. So I was reading some funneh shit from Cracked and came across this Twilight article. The only parts where it actually almost turned cool was Breaking Dawn's last few chapters where there was almost fighting. But the Volturi decided that having tea and being cool in Rome was sooooo much better. So they turned and skipped/ran/floated etc etc back home. That sucked. I am NOT a twilight fan, and I think Robert Pattinson(see below) agrees with me. :D I read all 4 books, waiting for it to get better but it didn't. I wasted about... 1 - 2 days reading some bs series that didn't have any real action, thank you Meyers.

I FULLY SUPPORT THE AUTHOR OF THE ABOVE ARTICLE.

Heres what Robert Pattinson thinks of Edward Cullen.
"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."

Heres what Robert Pattinson thinks of Stephenie Meyer
"When I read it ... I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and ... it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published, like reading her — her sort of sexual fantasy about some — especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it's like, "Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy" and she just writes this book about it, and there's some things about Edward that are just so specific that ... I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And I sometimes ... feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it's kind of voyeuristic ... It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways."


(This guys is a fucking genius.) [Robert ftw!]

The above is totally true. Taken from interviews. link here > http://io9.com/5096763/twilight-makes-for-the-best-fanwank-ever


Peace. ♥

Short Update

"Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are on the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the ones on the tops of the trees cos they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they get the rotten ones that fell to the ground. They aren't as good as the ones on the top but they're easy. So the apples up top think something is wrong with them but in reality is amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy to come along, the one thats brave enough to climb all the way to the top."

I saw this in a Youtube video comment section. Pretty cool. Goes out to all the awesome girls in the world who ain't cheap.

I JUST REALISED I NEVER GOT BACK ALL MY NICE ART PIECES :O

Quick Update

This friday going for vacation, to PENANG! Right, so it isn't Down Under or the USA. But, w/e :D It has food. You cant find Penang prawn mee in USA ^^

These few days, My internet has been rebeling >_> Keeps crashing. And its not the crashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then 15mins later its up forever. Oh no, it isn't. Its the 1sec crashes. Crash, goes back up, crash goes back up, it's like the fuckin thing is actually having fun doing that. Everytime I crash, I get d/c from 9D (yay me on GB8), so annoying.
I swear, when my family decides that this modem is a bitch and changes it, i will rip it apart using the primitive pencil and eraser. Really. It will go into the trash in tiny little pieces, fuckin flashing lights and all. But I'm keeping the LAN cable :D

As for that little annoying 12year old in game, shes still there. And alive. Which is good news cos that means i don't have to keep finding for her alt.

A few days back Jeff and I was talking, what if shes Ris Low? Lol everytime i pk her, i will say "Die bitch, die"(!Delvina style) then "Boomz".